A line cook at my old job who I thought was a friendly acquaintance ( we used to bum cigarettes from each other in the alley occasionally ) called my name during service one night. I approached him and he turned laid his phone face up in the pass. It was open on a pic of him holding his flaccid penis. Neither of us said anything I just kinda ran away.

I worked for a graphic arts firm years ago. Easily our most talented artist – dude was amazing – our company found tons and tons of fake porn pics he’d made. Specifically, it was this one girl we worked with, her head imposed into all these graphic porn scenes. Like a folder with maybe 80-100 pics.

My mother used to work with a woman who typed up and printed out a numbered list of why she didn’t like my mom and why my mom shouldn’t have her job. She left the paper out on her desk for my mom to see. One of the items on the list was “her kids are always around”. Well, my mom was the school secretary at the school we attended, so yes, naturally after dismissal we did have to wait a bit in the office for our mom’s work day to finish.

An older male colleague whom I didn’t really speak to regularly told me the reason he was out of work for two weeks was because he had a penile enlargement and had a “raging hard-on for four days.”

I work at a rehab. An old coworker of mine poured hand sanitizer in a female client’s drug test pee cup because she wouldn’t have sex with him. So she got kicked out of rehab because according to the test she was WASTED…he got fired shortly after.

At my first job, a coworker thought I flirted with her boyfriend (I didn’t), and in response said she fantasized about slitting my throat. My boss didn’t believe me and nothing was done. She later keyed my car. I was 17.

One fella was working in an office on his own and our manager walked in on him, trousers round his ankles, wanking whilst calling a premium-rate sex chat line (he was still in his first month so god knows what the phone bill was).

One day I showed up for work and was upset that the other cashier didn’t show up that day. Turns out she got arrested the night before for killing an elderly woman she was supposed to be taking care of.

Likely mild compared to some but a very angry computer guy once took a dump in full view on a woman’s desk that rebuffed his advances.

Used to work at a residential girl scout camp. For the first month, we had a major issue with food theft out of the staff’s shared pantry. This culminated with a couple of us going out and buying a trail cam. We all had a pretty good idea who the food thief was at this point. What we didn’t expect was to see them eating the cream out of every single one of someone else’s oreos before putting the wafer pieces back.

We were working Sunday morning at a fast food joint and someone had taken a shit in one of the urinals. The manager made a coworker go clean it up. He came back in no time at all and I asked him how did he do it so quickly. He had a pair of tongs in his hand and, smiling, he held them up and clicked them together.

Not only did he buy a copy of Maxim from the store we worked at every month, but he was literally the only customer of ours who bought it. He literally ordered a single copy through whoever we got our magazines from, stashed it in the back, and bought it at the end of his shift. Every single month. Literally zero shame. Admittedly could be worse, since he chose one of the more tame “gentleman’s magazines”. But still. No shame.

At a part-time job a couple of years ago, a guy who had been employed for maybe 2 months decided to start hitting on one of the cuter girls that worked there. He tried using the line “I’ve already slept with most of the girls here” in his efforts toward her. 2 things to note: that girl’s boyfriend also worked there with us, and most of the other girls were either too old for him, had relationships, or were gay. He promptly got fired after that.

At my most recent job a coworker got fired for smoking meth in the bathroom. (At a state job, too. A juvenile corrections facility).

I worked mornings at a 24-hour grocery store. When I clocked in the night crew was still there for a couple more hours. I got in one morning and was filled in on an incident that happened that night. The night crew manager was an immature guy in his early twenties. He thought it was a funny idea to grab a slim Jim and start hitting one of the other guys with it and joking around that he was beating him with his meat. Well the guy he was hitting was new and no one really knew him that well. He asked the manager to stop but the manager didn’t so he turned around and clocked him in the face knocking him out cold. The other people called the store manager who came and promptly fired both of them. This all happened about an hour or two before I started that day apparently.